Scioto Shoe Hut

Another commercial from the now-defunct-but-soon-to-be-resurrected Spookshow In Your Pants Radio Hour. Sam did the free-form ranting and Chris was kind enough to allow me to use the cheesy background music from his Pagan-Queer-Tattooed-Born-Again gospel album. (Yes, such things exist; just because your pastor has a doctorate from divinity school doesn't make him an expert on what it means to be a Christian. Unless of course it helps you feel better about yourself and morally superior to others.) Sam did a great job here, at least to me; I snicker every time I hear it.

Click on the title if you want to snicker, too.

Roughage

This was an older Spookshow In Your Pants ditty I had every intention of making the theme song for the Spookshow In Your Pants Radio Hour. I still might.

You know the drill: click on the title to listen or save.

Bok Bok Bok Commercial

Another from the yet-to-be-realized Spookshow In Your Pants Radio Hour. I wrote it, did the music and gave an Oscar-worthy performance as the hen. Joe did the voice-over. It came out eggsactly like I wanted.

Click on the title to have a listen.

Let's Call The Library

Another one from the never-borne Spookshow In Your Pants radio show. Joe and I were bored and thought we'd call the story line at our local library. The music is from a jam session when me and non-descript lived across the street from one another. Click on the title to listen or save.

Tales From The Bus Part Two

This is me reading a true-life adventure for the never-realized Spookshow In Your Pants Radio Show. I think I did a crappy job; it would have came off much better if I'd just told the story without reading from a script. But Delmer wanted the story so here it is. Background noise is by non-descript.

As usual, click on the title if you want to listen to my devastating impression of a street person.

You're right, I don't think "delusionary" is an actual word, either.

Bar Patron

Here's a skit from the yet-to-be-realized Spookshow In Your Pants Radio Hour podcast. Joe Blankenship ranted and free-formed, I edited it and added sound effects. Click the title if you wanna DL or listen.