While most of my time is spent obsessing over serial murders, owl molestation, hot tapioca enemas, anorexics with nipple clamps, skull-fucking Irish Setters, peeling the skin from Karen Black, going up against John Wayne Gacy in a yodeling contest, nuns shitting live mice and forcing the Jonas Brothers to surrender their purity rings inside my bowels...a very real part of my brain looks and sounds exactly like this:
If Cheney and Rumsfeld had authorized use of this at Gitmo, we'd have had this whole middle east thing wrapped up by now.
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