Tuesday, February 9, 2010


I just unzipped my pants to pee and a little ballerina jumped out of my fly and started dancing on the back of the toilet. She sang a few verses of 'The Greatest Love of All' and my cat promptly ate her, but not before batting her back and forth across the floor like a dead mouse. She's gone now. Time for bed again, I guess.

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